Tuesday, 31 March 2009

This is a towering work of oddball genius......i bring you "Sexy Orange Cream Puff with Baby Puff"!

Sexy Orange Cream Puff with Baby Puff
The seller 'bloodofbee' says "
with a Bun in the Oven, Sexy legs & a sugary top..
whats not to love love love.."
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Saturday, 28 March 2009

It's Frankenmary!!!!

Praying Hands FrankenMary statue
spookymama makes wonderful shrines (especially to morrissey!), check out her etsy shop for great stuff:

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Day of the dead jesus hair bow!!!!

Easter Jesus is the best, Hand-painted altered CameoEaster Jesus is the best, Hand-painted altered Cameo
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Friday, 27 March 2009

kitschpuppy blog, a must for any irreverent, misanthropic souls out there


Lunch out with the boy.
If you have ever read gwinnie paltrow's blog 'goop' and wanted to vomit then this is the antidote.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

chickendog new stuff!!!! although completely not weird...but if you can't use your own blog to promote your stuff then what can you do!!!

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kitsch religious iconography print cushion
Selection of kitsch camp shopping bags (they are exact plastic bag replicas, i took one apart and made fabric versions).
I love this kitsch religious iconography print so i made a 18" x 18" cushion (with lovely fluffy duck feather pad).
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My little pony...... all skinny and boney!

Zombie pinup my little pony 2

'Zombie pinup my little pony 2'

The seller 'Fugsly' says "Her neck has been torn open and her poor ribs are exposed for all the world to see. Treat her nice and she might not bite...maybe"
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unsatisfied doll can never get what she wants!

Limited Edition Doll A Series of Endless DesiresLimited Edition Doll A Series of Endless Desires
the seller says "There are 6 different dolls and each one comes with her own unsatisfied need! An object of her desire which is just out of reach! Intentionally made frustrating they need not ever be removed from their packaging!"
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Monday, 23 March 2009

Not bigfoot.........littlefoot.......in your pants!!!!

The seller loveandasandwich says "Tired of the burdens of carrying a regular sized sasquatch around? Wish there was another option? Well look no further! The sasquatch in my pocket is ready to take all your sasquatch-related worries away!"
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Thank you!!

Just a quick note to thank all the lovely warped beautiful people who are following this blog, it's much appreciated, it's nice to know i'm not the only one who loves these amazing twisted creations of insanity.

headless tablecloth man!

Tablecloth ManTablecloth Man
The seller Melissa Nannen says "Always maintains a simple curiosity that amazes your friends due to his lack of head"!
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Saturday, 21 March 2009

What! i'm friggin beautiful.......and i love to dance!

Pashmina is a great oratorPashmina is a great orator
According to the seller this strange little bear loves " the smell of burning leaves and paper, confusing puppies and gender-confused emo boys."
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Friday, 20 March 2009

dysfunction doll........even i'm scared!

Ooak Original Dysfunctional  Art Doll By Maw and Sonny Boy Childhood Memories FREE SHIP WITHIN THE U.S.Ooak Original Dysfunctional  Art Doll By Maw and Sonny Boy Childhood Memories FREE SHIP WITHIN THE U.S.
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All hail to the church of the flying spaghetti monster!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Figurine
The seller says "This whimsical little figurine of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is 100% hand-sculpted, from meatballs to eyeballs."

"If you want to learn more about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Pastafarian followers, you can check out the Wikipedia article at :


or visit the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster at


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Thursday, 19 March 2009

Anyone for tiffin?

de'cat'pitated mouse head cat toy
de'cat'pitated mouse head cat toy"
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The gulls have plucked out my eyes!

Eyes in a JarEyes in a Jar
Eyes in a jar.......a beautiful gift for the one you love!
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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Saturday, 14 March 2009

Have you got balls!

Lucky Ball Jar - OOAK
Lucky Ball Jar!
the seller says "This specimen is an incredibly lifelike, painstakingly researched sculpture of a male testicle, lovingly preserved in what looks like formaldehyde - or maybe absinthe. "
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Hunter S. Thompson finger puppet!

Hunter S. Thompson
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